May 30 Blog Post Ready Player One

I think that Ernest Cline wrote the book Ready Player One for a number of reasons.  The first reason is to entertain the reader with an action packed story of a teen's quest to become rich.  He does a really good job of this because he adds a lot of references that a teen might understand because they have to do with video games.

The second reason is to warn the world about the future and what is to come if we continue down the road of mind-numbing technology.  This book takes place in the future when a virtual world has been created to take the place of the real one, which is much worse.  In this fake world, people are safe.  They can't see the people starving in the real world.   They can't see the violence and crime that takes place in the real world.  If we keep neglecting Earth, our world will become so polluted and populated that we will have no escape but a fake one.  I think that what happens in Ready Player One could definitely happen to us, so it teaches us an important lesson.

May 27 Blog Post Ready Player One

Book Review

Ernest Clines's Ready Player One is a thrilling novel about a teenage boy's journey to find billions of dollars before the entire world.  All in a simulated video game.  This video game is a program called the OASIS, and it is where the entire world now goes to escape the horrors of the real world.  In the OASIS, people can be whatever they want to be.  They can look however they want to look and talk however they want to talk.  There are machines that even make it feel like the real world.  The creator of the OASIS died, and he leaves his enormous fortune to whoever can solve the scavenger hunt that he puts in place.

I would give this book a 4 out of 5 star rating.  First of all, it is a really intense book and I could see it happening in the future.  Eventually we will have the technology to create simulated worlds that look and feel exactly like the real one.  When this happens, nobody will ever leave their own homes.  Also, Ernest Cline writes in a style that is quick paced and action packed.

I think that anyone who like science fiction books or someone who likes video games would like this book.  Also, people who like 80's culture would like it because the book is constantly referencing it.  The creator of the OASIS was fixated on the 80's, and the book is filled with 80's life.

May 20 Blog Post Ready Player One

The most important line from the 19th chapter of Ernest Cline's Ready Player One is, "No one ever gets what they want in the world and that is beautiful."  This is the most important line because it is the passcode to Wade Watts' OASIS account.  The OASIS is a virtual reality system that the entirety of the human race spends almost all of their time on.  The OASIS acts as an escape for its users from the horrific world that is around them.  This shows that Wade feels very depressed and lonely because even though he is a superstar in the OASIS realm, he is completely alone in the real world.

Voice Assignment 5/13

       3. Which of the passages creates the most intricate sensory experience for you, as the reader? 

 

The second passage creates the most intricate sensory experience for me as the reader.  I believe this because it tells the deep feelings of the main character and allows you to really experience what they are feeling.

6.  What is the tone of EACH passage?  How do you know?

I think that the tone of the first passage is light-hearted.  I believe this because it is about elementary schoolers, who are generally happy and care-free.  The author also portrays this tone by the way the write.  This can be seen in the quote, " But the class would not settle down.  They whispered and giggled.  They squirmed and made faces.   They were even rude during story time.  And they always refused to do their lessons."  The diction and short sentences that the author uses keeps a light-hearted tone.  The tone of the second passage is more harsh.  I believe this because the diction that the author uses is very dark and depressing.  This can be seen in the quote, "I don’t want to be cool.  I want to grab her by the neck and shake her and scream at her to stop treating me like dirt.  She didn’t even bother to find out the truth – what kind of friend is that?"  This quote reflects on the main character's pain and feelings toward the other character.

 

 7. Characterize or explain the voice of your creative non-fiction piece so far.  How do you know? How would we know it is YOUR piece? What purposeful choices have you made to create voice? Is this a strength or weakness of your writing?

I think that the voice of my creative non-fiction piece so far is critical.  I believe this because the whole piece is criticizing how people waste too much time glued to a screen.  You would probably know that it was MY piece because I use a lot of sarcasm to get my poin across.  This is present in the quote from my piece, " And we wonder why so many marriages are ending in divorce."  I use this type of voice throughout the passage to convey my message better to the reader in a more humorous way that isn't as harsh.  I think that this is a strength of mine because it really helps to make your piece more interesting to the reader.  If the reader is laughing, they might forget how bad your piece actually is.

Column Assignment

Duncan MacKenzie

Mrs. Cronin

Honors English 1B

5/6/14

Advice from an Innocent Child

In the style of Mary Schmich

            Inside every teen lurks the belief that they know everything that there is to know about the world.  Most of us, alas, believe that this knowledge must be shared with everyone.  Many of us will never be able to share what we have learned about the world because we are just meager children of a meager age, oblivious to the real world.  You may have already stopped reading by now because of my age, but if you have lasted this far, I ask you to stay with me.  Consider, but do not follow, all of my advice for you.  But I recommend that you do.  After all, I know everything there is to know about the world.

Always buy ice cream from the ice cream man.  You never know when he might forget your neighborhood when you need it the most.

Trick or treat until you’re 18.  This way, you will always remember how great Halloween was as a kid.  If you stop at a young age, you will forget what it was like as a kid.  When you grow up, Halloween will become just another miserable day of your miserable life.  Also, candy tastes better free.

Never take the last donut.  There is a reason that it is the last donut.

Whenever you go to a fancy restaurant, always order the most expensive item.  It’s not your money!

When given the opportunity to try something new, always take it.  When you’re old and boring, you can waste your life on doing the same things over and over.  When you’re a kid, it’s okay to make mistakes at something new.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Sleep as late as you can on the weekends, even if this means skipping church a couple of days.  You never know when you might have to stay up late during the week to do some “homework”.

Whenever you really want something from your parents, follow these steps.  First, ask them a bunch of times and get them really annoyed.  Then, when they finally agree, act like you have changed your mind.  This will get them even angrier.  They will be so mad that they will have lost their common sense, and they’ll do whatever you want them to do just to get rid of you for the day.

Never stand adjacent next to another man in a line of urinals.

When practicing an instrument that you were forced to learn, play it as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.  This will make everyone in your house hate listening to you practice, and your parents will never tell you to practice again.

Don’t post a lot of stuff on social media.  People care about you just as much as you care about them. Nada.

If you move your bookmark in you book back a couple of pages every week, it will seem like you’re reading.

Follow this advice and you will achieve true happiness and inner peace.